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you finally figured it out. this news post was indeed all a ploy to give me more attention. and it only took someone about 2 and a half weeks to figure it out.

you'd think me posting an obvious picture would have led you to that conclusion much, much sooner. i guess me blatantly stating my plan in a comment was just the clue you needed to crack the case.

you have completely given into my needs, which is funny when you think about it. you call me an attention whore, then post more things about me, giving me more attention. then, when i say this to you guys directly, you give me even more attention. watch, there will probably be another addition to my ED page with a link to this news post which, you guessed it, will just shower me with more attention.

thanks guys. i will live on in infamy.

[EDIT] 12/12

MORE inaccuracies.

Recently Bigbadron discovered his ED article

if by recently, you mean last year.

were he proceeded to combat the lulz by pointing out every grammar and spelling mistake on this page

it's "where." you'd think you would pay more attention to that, considering you're talking about misspellings.

posted a picture of a starving baby to end off his rant. Now under normal circumstances this would likely result in an account deletion

people have posted goatse and haven't had their accounts deleted. i guess i shouldn't talk though, because i haven't had an account deleted. ExcessivePlasma, how many accounts did you lose in the last deletion spree? LOL.

but since creating an alt on NG is easier than masturbation it really doesn't matter anyways.

and you call me an attention whore. you went off about yourself on my page. it's all about you, isn't it EP?

but i digress, thanks for making my page even bigger than it was before. it's good to know that people take time out of their busy schedules to talk me, giving me more, and more attention.

[EDIT] 12/20

putting "naked" in front of other words makes it funny apparently.

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The People Have Spoken

41 Comments

Dec. 11, 2007 | 1:50 AM poxpower says:

Fuck, I wish I had an ED page.

Dec. 11, 2007 | 4:24 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

An ED page about a Newgrounds user? I've heard rumors but I never thought I'd live to see the day.

Dec. 11, 2007 | 4:30 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

Come to think of it, I saw that ED page long ago. I'm just now remembering it. However, even back when it was new, your ED page was never funny at all.

Dec. 11, 2007 | 9:23 AM CanadianSnowman says:

Bottom line, you have to be pretty fucking gay to get an ED page...

Dec. 11, 2007 | 11:05 AM bigbadron responds:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.
com/Einstein

oh yeah, that's right, it's a satirical site.

dur.

Dec. 11, 2007 | 9:30 PM Jon4life says:

Ron just go suck it for fuck sakes.

Dec. 11, 2007 | 9:32 PM SCTE3 says:

I think theyre addicted to the ban stick.Give us longer bans!

Dec. 12, 2007 | 5:05 PM Hybrid-Of-Souls says:

BBR for drama queen '07?
(Dobio's end-of-the-year awards)

Dec. 12, 2007 | 6:56 PM bigbadron responds:

that'd go well next to my "worst mod" award.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 8:39 PM Jon4life says:

Why can't you just suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

Dec. 13, 2007 | 12:23 AM Kewldogg says:

ur so damn gay

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:31 AM LilDwarf says:

Ah yes...the old "Thanks for giving me attention" trick to try and not sound PO'd :)

Dec. 13, 2007 | 1:23 PM bigbadron responds:

ah yes... the old "I know how this person reacts in real life'" comment.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:40 AM CanadianSnowman says:

Why the fuck would you give a deleted user even more attention by posting about him in your blog... anyways this blog should be closed and this user banned... if not for being a fucking attention whore, than for being a fucking moron.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 1:26 PM bigbadron responds:

why are you giving me more attention by commenting on my userpage?

Dec. 13, 2007 | 5:56 PM Gein says:

Bigbadron, making 12 year olds cry on the internet.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:51 PM Eggys says:

you're the last person who needs attention.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 7:40 PM SCTE3 says:

Hey....umm i think too many have you labeled.SAD! >:(

Dec. 13, 2007 | 9:10 PM theultimategamer7211 says:

look @ my profile i bet you want to be her

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:24 PM Kisuke says:

so, how many people have you put to shame now? i've lost count over the years.

Dec. 14, 2007 | 11:40 PM x-Exodus-X says:

Bask in it; bask in it.

Dec. 15, 2007 | 4:38 AM X-Naut says:

I'm a pretty wild man.

Dec. 16, 2007 | 3:16 PM BenjaminW says:

damn his face is like BOOM.

Dec. 16, 2007 | 8:10 PM Gagsy says:

Fuck em. Without you Newgrounds wouldn't be fun, and the haters know that.

Dec. 16, 2007 | 8:46 PM Preternatural says:

Hmm hmm, ha ha ha ha.

Not only that, but there's also a sentence about you in the Uncyclopedia article about Newgrounds :
"bigbadron is a queer example, mess with him and you shall be buttsecks into extinction. - Führende Naziabteilung der Verwalter"

Dec. 17, 2007 | 12:29 AM JadeTheAssassin says:

Love you, Ron. <3

One day, I'll aspire to get a page on ED. Or back on the NG page.

I'll find it on Random soon enough. :3

Dec. 17, 2007 | 10:51 PM cherries says:

You're my favorite moderator :3

Dec. 18, 2007 | 9:05 PM theultimategamer7211 says:

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Dec. 19, 2007 | 5:44 PM Bullion says:

Bigbadron for Mod '08!

Dec. 21, 2007 | 6:20 PM RedCoin says:

testicles

Dec. 22, 2007 | 7:58 AM PsychoticMind says:

Cock sucker.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 10:40 PM Rig says:

I've never heard of you before. Swing by the Audio forum someday.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 11:07 PM idiot-buster says:

have a marry christmas !!!!

Dec. 24, 2007 | 3:09 AM Jon4life says:

I think you are a very cute person, I would love to have a blood orgy with you.

Dec. 25, 2007 | 6:55 PM FreekC says:

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its a pair of socks

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:33 PM jallo212 says:

BBR, why? We were having fun, it was an enjoyable little thread, the spammers here and there, but it was clean. So much talent to waste.. please, un-lock it.
I beg you. Please.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:35 PM jallo212 says:

I hope you know that the BBS will most likely explode into chaos and hate threads if you don't un - lock it.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:37 PM Cock-Joke says:

Nice super lock you did on the MS paint battle thing...
AIDS will always stop sequals and spinoffs

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:57 PM CanadianSnowman says:

Congrats on locking one of the most popular threads on the BBS... I would say you're a fucking faggot who should take a 1000 cocks up your asshole... but that thread had nothing of value to lose... so eh fuck it... you're still a stupid redneck faggot though.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:58 PM jallo212 says:

As I said. Un - lock now.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 11:47 PM Gousst says:

An ED article cannot be funny when it express personal anger towards the subject, it is just lame.

Jan. 10, 2008 | 2:07 AM Saturday says:

I've been gone too long.

When I read that you "recently discovered your ED article", I thought they were talking about Erectile Disfunction.

That would've been SOOOO much funnier. I think the ED site put me in a stupidity-induced coma.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 11:36 PM Flee says:

Shit, I wonder wo that "Anonyflee" is. ^_________^ cocks

Mar. 1, 2008 | 4:38 PM Grammer says:

Bigbadron? More like bigFAGron, amirite?