you finally figured it out. this news post was indeed all a ploy to give me more attention. and it only took someone about 2 and a half weeks to figure it out.
you'd think me posting an obvious picture would have led you to that conclusion much, much sooner. i guess me blatantly stating my plan in a comment was just the clue you needed to crack the case.
you have completely given into my needs, which is funny when you think about it. you call me an attention whore, then post more things about me, giving me more attention. then, when i say this to you guys directly, you give me even more attention. watch, there will probably be another addition to my ED page with a link to this news post which, you guessed it, will just shower me with more attention.
thanks guys. i will live on in infamy.
Recently Bigbadron discovered his ED article
if by recently, you mean last year.
were he proceeded to combat the lulz by pointing out every grammar and spelling mistake on this page
it's "where." you'd think you would pay more attention to that, considering you're talking about misspellings.
posted a picture of a starving baby to end off his rant. Now under normal circumstances this would likely result in an account deletion
people have posted goatse and haven't had their accounts deleted. i guess i shouldn't talk though, because i haven't had an account deleted. ExcessivePlasma, how many accounts did you lose in the last deletion spree? LOL.
but since creating an alt on NG is easier than masturbation it really doesn't matter anyways.
and you call me an attention whore. you went off about yourself on my page. it's all about you, isn't it EP?
but i digress, thanks for making my page even bigger than it was before. it's good to know that people take time out of their busy schedules to talk me, giving me more, and more attention.
putting "naked" in front of other words makes it funny apparently.